Jake asks a cringeworthy question about his mom. I have a question. Yeah? How smart do you have to be to have sex? Well, actually... No, no, no! Can I... No, no, no! But I was... No, no, no! Oh, come on! No, no, no! Why do you ask? Well, mom's boyfriend's a doctor. Yeah. And doctors are supposed to be smart, right? Not as smart as they think they a
Brandon Scott Wolf @BrandonEsWolf
A woman on the train kept staring at me and after about 25 minutes she was like "I'm sorry, but you look like my high school boyfriend who passed away" and without missing a beat I was like "Amanda?" and she was like "My name's Rachel"... but imagine if I guessed her name right.
If you can provide yourself with food, and again, now they're ice fishing because everything's frozen, and you're looking for fat in the beaver. The beaver is the most sought after. Brian, would you, do you think you could eat beaver? It's fat and then it's meat. They all got sick after it. Well, you can't eat diseased animals. Brian, you think you
Okay, ready? One, two, three. Surprise! No! Oh! No! No! I'm sorry! Nothing's happening! Oh, my God! I can still see it! I can't believe that just happened. What were they doing? Nothing. Whatever it was, it looked like Dad was winning. It! They were doing 'it'!
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